Logan Says the Darnest Things

I have to keep record of all the funny things he says because otherwise I will forget. The other night when I went to check on Logan after bed I found that he had pooped on the floor!!! It has been months since this has happened and I could not figure it out. I asked him why he did it and he tried changing the subject and said, "Mommy Jesus talks to me." I asked him what did Jesus say and Logan tried to tell me that Jesus told him to poop on the floor! Nice try buddy! He is gonna make a good lawyer someday!