Logan Says the Darnest Things

Logan got a balloon at the mall yesterday after Kid's Club. This morning when he woke up it was deflated. This is our conversation:

LOGAN: Uh Oh! My balloon's not working!

ME: It is just deflated. That is what happens to balloons.

LOGAN: Please can we take it to the doctor?

ME: There are no balloon doctors. There are doctors for people and doctors for animals but no doctors for balloons.

LOGAN: Oh. Well when I grow up I will be a ballon doctor.

ME: Well good luck with that.

LOGAN: Maybe daddy can fix my balloon.

ME: I don't think there is anything daddy can do to fix it.

LOGAN: Oh! Cuz it doesn't have any screws! Maybe Jesus will fix my balloon.

ME: Maybe He will. Maybe He will.